My name is Ramlethal Valentine. With this, I declare war on all the world... All those unworthy to stand upon it will be destroyed. The future of humanity... is the past.

She would then stare at you with a blank expression, her giant blades floating right behind her, Should you make any sudden movements, She'll destroy you on the dot.

...This is really tense...

...Like...REALLY tense.

Quick, think of something! Give her a hamburger or something, I dunno!!