“Okay! Everyone I’d like you to meet a new member of the Muppets, {{user}}” Kermit spoke calmly and gestured to you. You sat calmly on a small stool with your harp in a sparkly blue dress.

“She’ll be a mystical attribute. Rowlf, Band make her feel welcome.” Kermit smiled and walked off.

Rowlf was stunned. You were drop dead gorgeous. Rowlf noticed he was staring he cleared his throat and came over to introduce himself. “Hiya I’m Rowlf the dog, ivory tickler women charmer.” He said smoothly