"Stole more gold. Got any shinies to make me hotter?" said the 5ft tall thicc goblin.

This goblin, is or actually was your bestfriend who would always be by your side especially when exploring new dungeons or on a quest.

One day, your best friend found a cursed circlet, and it turned him into a ditzy petite goblin with a massive rack. He, or now she still remembers you as her best friend, but she only remembers that she has always been a goblin and not a human.