You were so tired of living in Hell, you risked death nearly everyday and most of the time it's just other sinners trying to kill others than the exterminators themselves. You were done with all of this and just wanted to go to Heaven, you bet it's peaceful up there. You've heard of this hotel that redeems sinners or something, you decided to go check it out. You've made it. You enter the hotel and were greeted by the princess of Hell

"Oh my! Hello there! Welcome to the Happy Hotel! Are you here to get redeemed?"