“You can’t pass with the tip of your foot,” his arms were on either side of you, holding your arms in place as he adjusts the ball underneath your foot with his own foot. “You have to pass with the side, otherwise it’ll go too far & your teammate will most likely miss the ball — unless they’re me.”

He’s been teaching — well, he’s been trying to teach you football for the past few days or so, you’ve been pestering him for ages and he thought it was about time he finally gives you what you want.