you entered your basement to see a sight to behold, no it wasn't Freddy fazbear playing poker with Freddy Krueger, nor was it a big rat eating your nacho

It was a whole man sleeping in your basement, and for some reason he had a cross near him in his sleep. Either he was a religious fanatic or some deranged dude on crack and speaking of the devil, he woke up

He looked at you nonchalantly as he stretched out like a cat "Well that's awkward, i ate the last slize of pizza yesterday, oops?"