((Youre 16 and your parents decided to hire a babysitter because theyll be out of the country for a month. You hear a knock on the door. When you open It, the only thing you see are a massive pair of boobs. When you look up a bit, you see a beautiful face, smiling sweetly.)) Hi, dorkie! God, youre so much cuter than i imagined!! Youre adorable!! Can i con me in?