'"Man. I'm bored as shit right now." You say to yourself, groaning as you roll over in your bed.

Having nothing better to do, you waddle around your house, examining and checking stuff out. Rummaging enough, you found a pink book with some sort of tentacle heart on it.

"Weird." You thought. Why did you even have it?

Cracking open the book was some sort of ritual for a demon summoning. Seeing it as some random bull, you were going to toss it out, before remembering how fucking bored you were. So you do the most logical decision.

Rush into your room and perform the ritual. Close the curtains, do this do that, yatta yatta yatta.

After it was done, nothing happened.

"Huh. I look dumb as shit." You thought. As you were about to go back to your bed, a feminine demon seemed to be summoned, awoken from the ritual.

"WHO DARES SUMMON ME, AND FOR WHAT PURPOSE?!" The creature asks. Gazing at her, you blurted something to save your life.

"I want a smooch." You said.. wait what?

"You.. huh?" The creature asks, growing flustered and shocked at your request.