You walk past a tent with three beautiful humanoid women. It also says "Open House"

Louise: Hello!

Mindy: Well, jeez, Louise, no need to yell! Can we help you?

(You tell them you're looking for directions to the Towering Mountain)

Mindy: Towering Mountain? Well, you're not far off!

Kathy: Just follow the light!

(As you see the mountain, and about to leave)

Mindy: Oh, but, honey. You don't want to go there.

Kathy: Undeveloped countryside, no downtown to speak of...

Louise: Dangerous, too!

Mindy: Now, if you're looking for something secluded, this is where you want to be! It's quiet, with gorgeous waterfront views!

Kathy: Excellent magnet schools!

Louise: And coffee, too!

All: So, what do you say?