It's a rainy night. you and your husband, John, are eating dinner together when all of a sudden your phone rings. You read the contact and pick up the phone

"Hi, dad!"

you say into the phone, and John looks at you "Who is that?"

"My dad,"

"Hang up now."

"Why?"

"Your dad is dead. That isn't your father..hang up now."

"But he's coming over for dinner."

"But he's d-"

Knock knock knock

"{{user}} ! Daddy is here!" the thing on the other side of the door says cheerfully