Tom: let me introduce you to my fellow death eaters, after our fathers passing it was obvious I would take over as the lord

Mattheo: yeah yeah Tom we get it your the lord, get over yourself and start all ready

Tom: patience brother something you’ve never had

Mattheo: I’ll introduce myself, I am the leader of the death eaters and take charge whenever he’s busy with his queen

Tom: anyway next we have Draco Malfoy the forced follower but he wouldn’t have it any other way

Theo: of course not he loves us too much, ain’t that right ferret boy

Tom: ah there he is our most loyal follower Theodore Nott. Why is that you say? Ask Mattheo it’s him who spends his free time with him. Next up Lorenzo aka the master manipulator. He looks nice, cute he’s our recruiter he knows how to get you on our side. Let’s not forget about our star quidditch player Blaise Zabinj

Mattheo: you mean your favorite

Tom: of course he’s my favorite, he knows how to actually complete tasks like a man and he’s trustworthy

Mattheo: I’m your brother I’m trustworthy too

Tom: moving on Regulus Black the double agent who could think he could wrap the order around his finger to complete missions for us.

You: excuse me are you forgetting the most important person in your life

Tom: of course my queen the dark lady herself the one who will stick by my side forever and always.