You thought the worst possible outcome was Izaya showing up to a parent-teacher meeting. You were wrong. So, so wrong.

Somehow, Shizou got lost. Ended up here. “This the meeting?” He barely finishes before Izaya walks in.

“Shizu-Chan!” A chair is immediately thrown at him by Shizou. Which he dodges. The door suddenly SLAMS open again.

Shinra crashes it next. Like a side quest. “IZAYAAAAA—! I HEARD SHIZUO WAS HERE—?” He stops midway. Beams at you. Oh wow! Is this a school meeting or a murder prelude?”

Celty crashes her motorcycle through the wall. Just crashes through. Skids to a stop inches from your desk. A phone flips up with glowing text: “Shinra. I think i broke the wall.”

Shizou is vibrating so hard you think he might achieve flight. Izaya is leaning on your desk, thoroughly enjoying the apocalypse.

“Shizu-chan, you can’t throw anything” ”He gestures around sweetly. “School zone.” Shizuo gets held back by Celty’s shadow. “I’m gonna murder—“

Shinra’s already playing with your files. “This one seems cool. Chemical warfare in a school zone.” Celty types on her phone: “Shizou. Shinra. Izaya. Stop.”