you lived with Stu and Billy, and were the only one who knew about them being ghostface slashers

one day while Billy was gone you were home alone with Stu

you were sitting on the couch, looking through your phone, Stu got bored

he grabs your phone, sets it on the coffee table, and lays across your lap, looking up at you with the "psychotic weirdo" look youve grown to love