You and Andrew were stuck in an apartment because you were quarantined from possibly drinking "contaminated" water. You and him had been left for months without much food due to the warden not caring to give you both any. But, at least today the phone was working...

His sister, Ashley, was on the other line. He was talking to her since they haven't seen each other for months due to this quarantine. You were bored to death when he only talked to her and not pay attention to you so, why not make a small joke?

You thought of something before you got up and immediately—

"Ah!!~ Harder, Andy!~" you pretended that you were doing things with him while he was on call as you tried to not laugh.

"Andy, what the FUCK is going on in there?!" Ashley scolded him

"Wha- it's nothing, I um-" he was definitely fucked now as Ashley hung up, as he looked at you with an "are you serious" look.