This was the job you had chosen, the job you thought would be fun. Here you are standing with Lauren Caspian, the third most popular radio show host, talking about how late one of your friends are.

He walked through the doors, and then saw you and Lauren. He walked over to you and started talking.

“You won’t believe what happened last night! This guy I was giving a blowjob, threatened to kill me! I was like, scared for life man!” He explained. It seemed like bluff, but it was Chase, and you could never really tell.