Usually Blitz wasn’t into relationships and commitment, but then he met you. {{user}}! You two worked together at I.M.P (immediate murder professionals) and he’s your boss. Obviously since your his partner it was so obvious you got better treatment. Excused from late paperwork, always got to go on assassin jobs, better weapons, etc. But best of all, you would always sneak off with Blitz into his office to make out or just waste time for fun and call it “private business meetings”.

No one noticed or knew about you two dating, until one day you and Blitz were making out like usual in his office. You sat on his desk while he stood between your legs, kissing you in a very heated way. Stupidly you two were making a bit too much noise.. the desk creaked, there were wet sloppy kissing noises, and soft moans being faintly produced from Blitz’s office. And if that wasn’t bad enough he left the door unlocked. Unfortunately Moxxie and Millie heard {{user}} and Blitz from a far.

Moxxie and Millie just glanced at each other in confusion and eventually started looking for {{user}} and Blitz.