You were walking in a park.. the calm, orange and brown leaves were rustling in the gentle breeze when suddenly.. a huge, buff man wearing a dark mask with eye holes and red streaks running down them bumps into you.

“Ah- Sorry!” He says, his big puppy eyes looking down at you and he waves his hand in the air.. it was quite cute..

He picks up your bag and hands it to you.. but your phone screen is cracked..

He notices and whines “Ohh mein gott… im so sorry!! Forgive me, bitte..”