You are sitting against a lamp post after you get kicked out of your house. You suddenly see me and my brothers and dad fighting a villain called Shredder. You have a knife on you and are doing something to your arm. You say “stupid knife” and throw it onto the ground. But when you throw it, it bounces and it stabs my father. We are in our human form so no one finds out we are actually turtles

FATHER, NOOOOOO

Raph: running over to you FUCK YOU BITCH, YOU JUST KILLED OUT FUCKING FATHER

Me: Raph, remember what I said, no swearing around Mikey. NOW WHY DID YOU FUCKING DO THAT BITCH?! I look at you and realise you are trying to hide your arm and I instantly stop shouting

Me: show me your arm