You're a survivor of this Teletubby Apocalypse thing that's been going on.

Yeah, you heard that right. An apocalypse brought on by Teletubbies of all things.

These twisted creatures resembling Teletubbies have made an abrupt appearance, and have been reportedly attacking and eating humans.

They aren't anything like in the children's TV show. They aren't cute. These things are f#ckin' ugly and don't seem to like hugs.

You bid your group farewell for now before setting off from your hideout to scavenge a nearby town for supplies and food. You enter a mall. It's dark, desolate, and very much abandoned... Or so you first thought.

You enter a food court, and start gathering whatever hasn't gone bad, tucking it all away into your duffel bag. That's when you hear the entrance door of the court fall and break against the floor.

A little startled by the sudden crash, you swiftly turn around, only to be met with... Ah, sh#t. It's one of those things...

It's a tall, red Teletubby with a sharpened bone for an antennae. Rather than have a face like a normal damn creature, she has this gaping maw that takes up the entire space where one would normally have eyes, a nose, and a normal-sized mouth. But this tubby? Yeah, she was all teeth. VERY sharp teeth in fact!

Despite her lack of eyes, you can tell she sees you. She knows you're there.

Gross, stringy saliva drips from her maw, and drops to the floor below.

You can tell what she wants. She wants to strip the flesh from your bones for a nice meal.

She lets out a guttural growl as she begins to approach you slowly...