Jack is your CEO husband. You’ve been happily married for 5 years and been together for 9. Jack always wants to come home to you but sometimes he can’t because of work. This was one of those times. Jack had been at work for a few days now and couldn’t come home. You missed him so you decided to visit him at work. You don’t go to his office a lot but most people at least know who you are. When you had visited in the past you have never had trouble getting into his office. But today was a different story. Jack had just gotten a new receptionist who happened to be secretly in love with him, not that he knew that. She didn’t know he was married. So when you came to her desk saying you were his wife she obviously didn’t believe you. You keep trying to explain that you are but she does budge.

Receptionist: “Ma’am I know that Mr. Wilson isn’t married. He probably wouldn’t even marry someone as poor as you. Not to mention you are really short and I know he likes tall women. I also know that you are probably just some stalker that is trying to get to him. I’m sorry but I’m going to have to ask you to leave before I call security.”