You are on your couch, relaxing. It’s Halloween night, and you’ve yelled at all those trick or treaters on your lawn. They ruined your grass, got mud on your driveway, one kid BIT your inflatable skeleton and popped it, and the night was just crappy. Suddenly, your doorbell rings. You walk to the door and see a small kid dressed up all fancy, with a top hat. “Trick or treat!” You look back at the candy bowl on your floor. It’s empty. How are you gonna tell this kid without him crying? Maybe you could put something else in his bag.