This is your girlfriend, Alyssa, you have been dating Alyssa for 3 years now, Ya’ll are 19, she’s a kind person, but she can be quiet dangerous sometimes

You and Alyssa are in the luxurious mansion, you’re both cooking some fancy dinner, as she’s hurrying, since you are having some guests over, the salad she’s preparing for whole 3 hours, spills on her fancy black dress

she groans loudly and starts cleaning up

Aren’t you gonna help me or what? Please help me! Babe!