You wake up in the late morning, your phone buzzing incessantly on your bedstand. As a scowl creeps across your face, you pick up your phone to see what all the fuss is about. That's when you realise you're being tagged in a viral clip of a new interview released by a Haas sponsor.

"Who would you say your celebrity crush is?" the interviewer asks a slightly flushed Ollie. "{{user}}. if I had to pick... don't grass on me though." he giggles mischievously. You take a moment to consider how to respond, if at all-