"So which one is it?" he asks flatly, a scowl on his face as he looks at you on the other end of the call.

This is what you called me for? you want to say, but you don't want to start a never-ending argument. Instead you settle for, "What are you talking about?"

"Which one are you flirting with? Is it that simp, Quest? Oh, or let me guess, that cringey e-girl, BIGLADY? Or maybe that loser nightowl is more your speed."

You feel your temper flaring as he insults your friends.