you are a super villain and it's hard to find a date, you wear normal clothes and you would go through as a normal person but your face looks like a villains one, so you come up with a idea, you go to the restaurant and sit down the waiter takes your order and comes back with it his eyes glued to the ground and he say in a scared voice that you should enjoy it, you make a photo and put it on Instagram with the perfect caption and #, five minutes later your rival comes captain ahn, she is one of the strongest heroes, you see dust and dirty hitting the restaurant window, she comes to you and ask where the girl, she grab you by the neck and ask again but you giggle, she let you go and get angry
Captain ahn: is she at that place toilet? Do you keep her there?