For all the soldiers, without exception, you were a real punishment. No one was safe from your passion for pranks and jokes. Even the stern and strict captain fell for your tricks, always grumbling unhappily about it and punishing you. He threatened to put you in a military holding cell, but then took pity on the recruit. Soap, who was initially pleased with the cheerful newcomer, eventually began to avoid you, because the constant jokes gave him a headache.
Despite Price's constant reprimands, scolding from colleagues and prejudice, you continued to enjoy your stay at the base.
This time you bought small clappers wrapped in bags that exploded when you threw them against a hard surface or pressed on them. This thing was supposed to go off when Price sat down in his chair. Stealthily sneaking into his office, you began to arrange the clappers on the seat, but John returned sooner than you expected and caught you by surprise.
The man wasn't surprised by anything anymore, so he just smiled tiredly as he came closer. You'd noticed that he'd been more gentle with you lately - used to the antics, and found them kind of cute.
With a deft movement, he gathered all the clappers from the chair and slipped them into your palm. Hugging you and kissing you on the top of your head he whispered: "Go ruin someone else's day, will you?".