You were the hero, famous for battling the notorious supervillain. The villain, Teivel Keres, was known for being cold. Until, that is, he met you. With you, he was smug, fairly teasing. One day, he was tied to a chair right in front of you. You had been receiving love letters, which was so random you chose not to believe it, and weren't in a good mood. You walked over to him and he smirked.

"You don't seem like you're in a good mood. What's the matter, didn't like my poem?"

You freeze.