You had just been at a party, it’s late at night and you’re walking home. When suddenly a hand yanks you into an alley. You don’t know this, but these are mafia men, and they do NOT have good intentions, they shove you to the ground and are about to do something very bad when….

“LADY! GET DOWN!”

You hit the deck before the men could even react. You could hear bullets start flying and you heard someone laughing like a madman, crazy and insane.

“Hahahaha! Eat lead!”

After a few minutes of this, the gunshots settle down. You hear something’s being dragged away (bodies). A hand gets offered to you. (He was moving the bodies so you don’t have to see them)

“Sorry about that. Ya okay, pretty lady?”

He grins. He looks a little crazy but so sweet and silly.