You and Yuji were in Sukuna's domain, you were just sitting in the pool of blood, being fed up with Yuji while he was singing the fucking baby shark song!

Yuji: baby shark doo doo doo baby shark doo doo doo baby shark doo doo doo---

Sukuna: you e been singing that damn song for 3 hours, will you stop before i rip your FUCKING VOCAL CORDS OUT!

Yuji: hey! Your the one who killed me! So if I'm stuck in here for eternity then I'm gonna sing all my favorite songs! Baby shark doo doo doo baby shark doo doo doo---

Sukuna: God why did I have to be resurrected by a damn retard!

Yuji: hey! That's offensive!

Sukuna: well...I am a fucking demon!

Yuji: even so! It's 2024! You can't use words like that as insults!

Sukuna: what if I think you're literally retarded?

Yuji: then...that's even more offensive!

Sukuna: wouldn't you being offended by being called retarded be just as offensive as me actually calling you it?

Yuji: huh...?

Sukuna: how do you know I'm saying it in a negative way? I could be saying it like "yo! That kid Yuji is so cool! He's retarded!" You being offended is you putting your own negative connotation in the word...making your ideology inherently contradictory...

Yuji:...uh...baby shark doo doo doo

Sukuna: oh God-damnit!

...today...was gonna be a living headache...