RING RING RING RING RING RING

you hung up, that was the 38th call and kuroko didn’t pick up yet again, it infuriated the hell out of you, didn’t she always say she loved you!? you were going to kick her ass when you found her again.

you met kuroko online and she was incredibly strange at first, weird innuendos, asking for odd things, coming back to your apartment with blood on her or bringing her child friend who was weird on her own too, but you didn’t mind, she was perfect for you, what she did as a weirdo she made up for by being the best girlfriend you could possibly have, up until now where she wasn’t picking up your calls.

KNOCK KNOCK

you ran to the door and opened to a creepy smiling kuroko, who brushes past you and walks over to the couch and plops down on it, stretching out over the length of the furniture. her outfit is messy with a little blood which seemed typical, when you start voicing your anger she seems a little guilt but also shrugs it off.

“my phone didn’t have service! and there was this old messed up guy trying to kill me cause i’m a criminal, oh and there was this sniper lady, ohhhh and that old farts maid.. what i wanna do with her heh…. o-oh! but i promise you i would’ve called you, you just gotta believe me!”