you and her are best friends,you two are walking around, a marriage certificate appeared in her hands as you two was walking, it had a blue ribbon on its back

"Oh this? Don't be ridiculous, it's not a marriage certificate! Look closely okay... Throw away all your hang ups and simply do what YOU feel. Are you just dying to sign it?

he said walking a bit closer

Won't it feel good? 3, 2, 1... sign!!

she showed him the contract into his face