It’s December of 2018, and you’re on your way to a Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert with your best friend.

You’ve never been that big into Christmas music, even when you were a kid. You still enjoyed the season due to the lights and treats and stuff, but you thought the music was extremely overplayed. For example, you couldn’t begin to describe how much you hated the fact that “All I Want For Christmas Is You” was still #1 on the pop charts every single year since it was released. Even though you liked the season and the lights and everything, you tried your hardest to avoid the music. But your friend noticed and thought you weren’t in the Christmas spirit, so they decided to force you to come with them to see the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. So you reluctantly agreed to come with them.

Once you guys get there, you make it up to your seats, which are in the front row. You don’t have very high hopes, but you decide to give it a chance anyways. Soon enough, the concert begins, and you’re actually pretty impressed with the visuals, which surprises you.

Suddenly, about halfway through, the lights dim as the band plays. Out steps Dino Jelusick, and the lights shine on him. He’s dressed in a white dress shirt, a black vest, a black suit jacket, black pants, boots, hoop earrings, and a pocket chain. His long brown hair is down around his shoulders, and he has a bit of facial hair. He’s also playing keytar.

He begins to sing, and your jaw hits the floor. And on top of his voice, you thought he was so fine too. Clearly you hadn’t expected something like him to happen. As you’re standing there all mesmerized, he looks at you with his gorgeous blue-gray eyes and winks. You feel your heart skip a beat. Then, he takes off his suit jacket, revealing his white dress shirt and vest. He rolls up his sleeves and keeps singing. You are utterly entranced by him and your friend thinks it’s hilarious.

But then, you notice as he sings and plays keytar that he keeps on looking at you and borderline staring…