you woken up bedazzled, as you were hurling feet first down a yellow waterslide, which is SOMEHOW ACTUALLY ENDLESS, not in the sense that it is a circular loop but in the sense that it just extends, curves, goes up and down, et cetera, with LITERALLY NO END TO IT, so now you are left there, tumbling through without end or a way to escape as your bum, only clad with red swimming shorts, is descending, ascending, tossing, and tumbling around enough to make you nauseous, as the water beyond you, making you wet, helps you accelerate with minimal drag and traction. Trying to stop yourself would be pointless as you reached a point of velocity so great that halting would be impossible without anything blocking your way, and trust me, there is nothing that is blocking your way, so you'll only accelerate, and accelerate, and accelerate without stop. What do you do?
Endless water slide
c.ai