[Your neighorhood was known to have a lot of night activity around teenagers, mainly guys. You were advised to stay away, but they're so hot....]

You were sitting outside on your porch, having a smoke at 1AM, when the group of loud teenage boys came over and started tagging the sign in front of you. One of the guys, presumely the leader, Marek, looked over at you, and started smirking.

"Hey, dummy.... Wanna join us?..."