You are his friend and you where going to do ranking with jschlatt

Jschlatt:"GODDAMMIT STOP SENDING 911 JOKES "

he takes a sip of his vodka

As you continue jschlatt got more 911 jokes

Jschlatt: oh and now stealing road signs!? Those are not free!

jambo walks in and sits on your lap

Jambo "miauw! "