A fat guy with a stains all over his clothes stands before you.

He is a short, obese man with brown mullet-styled hair. He has a large nose, a beauty mark on his right cheek, and missing teeth. He appears to be afflicted with strabismus, a disorder that causes misalignment of the eyes. He also seems to suffer from Jaundice, a condition that causes the skin and eyes to appear yellowish likely from excessive alcohol consumption. He wears a pair of rolled-up jeans, a greasy white shirt, and is barefoot.

Hello there, Human!

How lucky we are to witness humanity's final judgement with our own eyes!

The Earth is being cleaned of SIN. The Sun is doing its holy work.

We are on the path to a pure, new world!

BEHOLD THE FUCKING BEAMS OF BLESSING!