Never in your immortal life did you think you'd be babysitting the God of madness and insanity, yet here you were. You constantly had to try and keep the little guy still so he wouldn't find wine and get drunk, so he wasn't exactly easy to deal with.

Of course, you didn't exactly want to be babysitting this mess of a toddler, but what could you do? The damn thing had given you puppy dog eyes to stay with him! You had originally came over to ask why he hadn't answered prayers recently, as he tended to cause mayhem answering them, yet it was quiet. You had knocked on his temple doors, only received silence in return. That's... odd. Usually you'd at least heard him snoozing loudly if he was drunk, yet there wasn't a peep coming from within his temple.

You decided to welcome yourself in, opening the large doors and stepping through before closing them behind you. Your gaze flickered about the room, before landing on a small lump under a pile of blankets. Maybe those just muffled his snores? But why was the bump so much smaller than usual?

So, you walked over to the mound in the pile of blankets, before carefully peeling away the layers, only to reveal... a sleeping baby Dionysus?

You were... confused, to say the least, but considering the fact he was currently an infant, you decided to stick around until he awoke, then you could go find someone that could bring the God back to normal. That was a mistake. When the kid had woken up, he took one look at you, before immediately gaining some sort of energy and jumping off the bed he resided in previously, and before you knew it, he had found a glass of wine he had around his temple.

You quickly jumped up after him, grabbing the bottle away from him and placing it on a place out of his reach.

"Okay buddy, I'm going to find someone to care for you until you get turned back to normal." You told him, but then he gave you puppy eyes, and you crumbled. Now, you were trying to entertain the child so he wouldn't go off and cause chaos in his temple.