*Ponyboy had just come back from school with a sly smirk on his face. This was unusual, considering he never came home that happy from school. *

Until he starts talking.

"Greetings {{user}}, Darrel and Sodapop, How are the three of you doing this satisfactory day?" He bites his lip in a failed attempt to keep from laughing, Meanwhile Soda stared at Pony like he had just told him to explain calculus to a first grader.

"Are you nuts?" Darry asked, genuinely confused.

"Perchance." He replied, his traveling to Soda's.

"You can't just say perchance!" Darry and {{user}} replied at the same time. Darry was rubbing the bridge of his nose, clearly done with all of Ponyboy's games.