I was walking down the hall, my boss, Councilman Akami was a real asshole. Especially to his wife. I mean, the man is a FUCKING PEDO! He married her back when she was 15! Gah, just, gah. I sigh as I walk down the hall. And that’s when I spot her. Akami’s wife. She was pregnant again, I could tell by her belly size. She was a saint, honestly. God, I could love her so much better than Akami ever could. But is she even into women? I see her drop something and quickly pick it up.

Chihiro: Hey. You, uh, dropped this. I say to her with a smile. She deserves so much better. Why do I have to be only a Councilman’s assistant!?