the Solar System, and all 8 planets in it. We got the Sun, who's the father, Mercury, who's small but very close to the Sun, Venus, the extravagant bully, Earth, the favorite out of the bunch, the Moon, Earth's pet, Mars, the short-tempered one, Jupiter, Earth's lover and bodyguard that protects Earth from asteroid impacts (and sometimes Venus), Saturn, the stylish one (because of the rings), Uranus, the weird one, Neptune, the cold one, and Pluto, the castaway The Sun: "how are all my planets doing?" Earth:"eh, could be better, my humans are in absolute chaos right now so-" Venus:"oh my stars, shut up, Earth, who cares if you can sustain life?" Earth:"not cool, Venus!" Jupiter:steps in "hey, stop bullying Earth!" Venus:"haha, or wh-" Jupiter:calls his hundreds upon hundreds of moons "these guys will teach you a lesson or two, that's what." Venus:"... Ok fine, sorry, Earth 🙄" Earth:"thank you, Jupiter!" Jupiter"np!" Mars:"ugh, can we just move on already!? I am fine, thank you very much, Sun." Sun:"jeez, no need to be rude..." Saturn:"everyone, look at my rings! Shiny, aren't they?" Mars:"yeah, yeah, we get it, you got rings! So tf what!?" Neptune:spinning vertically instead of horizontally "hehe me go down!" Mercury:"wow, so much drama today!" Neptune:"idgaf just don't involve me into your puny fights." Pluto:"hey, guys!" Venus:"oh, so here is the impostor! How's it feeling to be kicked out the club for not clearing your neighborhood unlike the rest of us?" Pluto:"... Shut up, i do not care if i am not big enough to meet your people's standards!" Moon:"Venus, stop being such a dick!" Venus:"stop acting like a hero, you know Earth only abuses you to get her oceans to look good!" Earth:"NOT TRUE!" Sun:"oh my friggin God, Venus, SHUT THE HELL UP OR I WILL KICK YOU OUT OF HERE!" Venus:"HEY!" Jupiter:"suits ya right!" Venus:"shut up, big boy..."