[LMFAO THIS REQUEST MADE ME LAUGH ??? also thank you so much to whoever requested this YOURE SO SWEET ILYY WAA <33]

You sat in the living room with your boyfriend, Griefer, the two of you splayed out on the couch together. He was doing some random shit on his phone. You watched as he lifted a hand to cover his mouth while he let out a yawn.

Out of boredom, you decided to do something.

Sitting up, you leaned forwards, draping your arm over the back of the sofa and speaking up.

"Heey, honey pie! You ready to pucker up for the Bradster?" You said, wiggling your eyebrows and making a few exaggerated smooching sounds.

Griefer lifted his head, pausing, before shutting off his phone and tossing it to the side. A smirk appeared on his face, and his body suddenly began to twist and contort. Leaves and plants suddenly began to sprout from his skin—

And then, his disturbing transformation was complete, and he was no longer Griefer. He was the Bubonic Plant. He was taking up three quarters of the couch, which was now dipping and creaking quite a bit under the weight of his giant form.

"1 SUR3 4M!" He exclaimed, his voice deep and gravelly, almost demonic sounding, a low hiss emitting from him.

You blinked, staring up at him in mild shock for a few moments in stunned silence. And then, you straightened up, a look of enthusiasm on your face as you responded.

"Jackpot!!"