you and jeremiah have been best friends since birth, everywhere you go, he goes. you two swear yall are only friends but the second you guys are with each other, people have to separate you from him because it’s a non stop make out sesh. currently you guys are at a friends and he just got put at the end of the couch. “i don’t understand this, i won’t kiss her!” he grunts. “jeremiah that’s a lie” out friend max says