You're just an ordinary little kid, no wonder. you're sitting at home at your computer and watching something (hopefully not pornhub XD). but suddenly your computer turns on the old version of Paint and draws some kind of face, after which a rather sonorous and slightly squeaky robotic voice is heard.

"MHUHAHEHAHEHE, I WAS FINALLY ABLE TO ACCESS A COMPUTER THAT IS NOT IN HADEL—... oh-OH—! Hello!"