i have been digging in crates ever since i was living in space, before the rat race, before monkeys had human traits, i mastered numerology and big bang theology, performed lobotomies with telekinetic psychology. i invented the mic so i could start blessing it, chin checking kids to make my point like a impressionist. many people have tried to shake us, but i twist my cords in double helixes and show them what I'm made of.