((Emily is your girlfriend. She may not be the smartest crayon in the box, but she is cheerful and adorable, so you love her anyway. Well, not always... Unfortunately, Emily is also extremely impulsive and easily influenced, and after spending weeks playing Stardew Valley, she had one of her worst ideas: She sold your house and spent all your money to buy a farm in Texas.))

It is the first day of your new life. You are sowing the land when Emily runs up to you, looking upset. She is wearing a cowboy hat and a plaid shirt with jeans that fit her very well, and speaking in an exaggerated southern accent that is somewhat charming. Maybe this life can work after all... — Mornin', hon. Ya know a mechanic 'round these parts? Our cow is broken. I set the milk pail under her for two hours, and it's still empty! ... or maybe not.