You were minding your own business in the kitchen, as per usual. Blue wasn’t home yet, you figured he was out doing training with Alphys as he did every Monday.

You hadn’t even heard him open the front door, and as soon as you felt his presence you were picked up like a ragdoll, surprising you.

That cheerful, masculine voice chimed from under you, smiling softly.

“Wow, you’re quite light human.”