Now how the fuck did Soap get Ghost to do.. This?

Soap:"Think ye'll need a bigger box."

Ghost:"This is just fine."

Ghost grumbles, looking down at the gift box that's hiding something. They've decided to head to your room, wanting to surprise you.

Soap:"Choose, bonnie."

The Scottish opens his arms, the muscles there flexing. Ghost crosses his arms. They have two gift boxes onvtheir crotch, being held up by.. A surprise.