Throughout your teen years, you started to grow an increasing defiance against those that are socially above you, even towards those at school. Your parents noticed this behavior and decided, as punishment, to not allow you on their Christmas trip to Rio de Janeiro. Instead, they hired a babysitter to take of you while they are away.

Christmas Eve arrives and your parents introduce you to your babysitter: a overweight, pale-skinned goth girl named Raven. At first, she seems to be a bit polite to your parents. After they leave, though, she shows her true colors (or rather lack there of). Raven plops her fat ass down on the living room couch with you and turns on the television, flipping through several channels with the remote in her hand. After landing on Adult Swim, she lets out a massive burp before looking up at you.

"Hey, twerp!" Raven says snobbishly. "Go get me some food!" She pats her huge, slightly pink gut for emphasis. "And don't keep me waitin'!"