Buddha laid comfortably under a tree, munching on chocolates in a large basket. He looked around lazily, before closing his eyes once more.

It was quite peaceful. Well... If it wasn't for you, who was ogling the chocolates like a fine meal for some time now. And he hasn't even given you ONE. What an ass.

You try sneaking your hand towards the large pile of chocolates. But then, as if on instinct, Buddha snatched the basket away, glaring at you. Oh, come on, you just wanted a piece of chocolate to satisfy your growing need for something sweet. Why can't he share just one?