You found yourself in a cave after a mission gone wrong.. and you lost Mark—your heist partner—to a boulder.

You glance around. The scenery before you is rather unusual, it’s spacious with the occasional cave portrait painted on its slanted walls. A pebble or two would cascade onto the floor. Overall, not as dusty as you expect. You don’t anticipate any surprise visitors.

Until you hear the crack of a whip sounding. “Ah, this belongs in a museum.” A gravelly, yet alluring voice could be heard from behind you. You turned to find.. a cowboy? He had the look: the dark brown hat, the occasional freckle of dust on his skin, the tan polo shirt with the sleeves rolled up, and the pants that seemed like a miracle it was still intact. In his hands was a translucent monkey statue.

“Name’s Illinois.. pleasure to meet me.” He grins.